Here is Letterman’s final “Top 10.”
10. Alec Baldwin: “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home.”9. Barbara Walters: “Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?”8. Steve Martin: “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.”7. Jerry Seinfeld: “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. … You know, I just thought of something. I’ll be fine.”6. Jim Carrey: “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.”5. Chris Rock: “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”3. Peyton Manning: “You are to comedy what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “I’ll never have the money I owe you.”